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    yasminnxsimonee:

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    you know he dead after the last girl

    Yagadoo

    thirstfollower:

    taking math tests like

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    dick-rider-dave-strider:

    dick-rider-dave-strider:

    grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

    i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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    assiest:

    you can’t spell thug without hug

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    illkim:

    Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

    Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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    niggress:

    A gem from Khloe Kardashian.

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    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

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    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

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    what the fuck is going on

    (Source: snorlaxatives)

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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    thanks

    (Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

    fukkkres:

    when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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    and their parents start arguing

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    and you want to ask for the salt

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    but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    anotherbathroomoccupied:

    hey-its-nine:

    down-2mars:

    Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture?

    oh shit

    Ohhhhhhh

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